How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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