Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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