some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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