Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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