I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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