D3 body, D1 cock
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Im part way to drunk.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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