Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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