So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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