I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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