He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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