The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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