Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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