He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My dick has a subreddit
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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