Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I see more hoeing in ur future
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