So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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