'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
third nipple confirmed
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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