She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
jump out the window naked night went bad
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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