Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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