you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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