We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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