my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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