how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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