Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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