WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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