how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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