He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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