i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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