Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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