Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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