Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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