i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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