Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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