ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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