i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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