..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
So. Much. Porn.
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