Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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