Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  another moral hangover. fuck.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): another moral hangover. fuck. http://tfl.nu/vn7k
  Replies (14) Good night (570) Bad night (842) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (707): View more from California

  My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (707): My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do. http://tfl.nu/vxoj
  Replies (16) Good night (3174) Bad night (427) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night. http://tfl.nu/1hz1
  Replies (13) Good night (3542) Bad night (1070) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart. http://tfl.nu/9vpe
  Replies (50) Good night (5913) Bad night (1125) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys http://tfl.nu/w106
  Replies (14) Good night (2420) Bad night (4370) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (434): View more from Virginia

  He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (434): He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears. http://tfl.nu/acnv
  Replies (41) Good night (12525) Bad night (1254) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (620): View more from Kansas

  You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (620): You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on. http://tfl.nu/djzq
  Replies (10) Good night (3548) Bad night (747) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you? http://tfl.nu/njmw
  Replies (7) Good night (2207) Bad night (578) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Let's just rave with boners that last for hours

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): Let's just rave with boners that last for hours http://tfl.nu/lox1
  Replies (27) Good night (1568) Bad night (845) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger. http://tfl.nu/dtz4
  Replies (5) Good night (1822) Bad night (393) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense. http://tfl.nu/ur01
  Replies (9) Good night (532) Bad night (1527)
• Favorite

  (435): View more from Utah

  I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (435): I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read http://tfl.nu/7a19
  Replies (14) Good night (2488) Bad night (393) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (607): View more from New York

  eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (607): eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest. http://tfl.nu/otqw
  Replies (1) Good night (234) Bad night (510) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me. http://tfl.nu/booy
  Replies (5) Good night (843) Bad night (150) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (413): Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days. http://tfl.nu/0sic
  Replies (7) Good night (545) Bad night (418)

Randomize