You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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