As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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