I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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