I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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