I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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