this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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