Do vagina's smell?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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