Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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