I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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