Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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