i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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