You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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