Don't you send me to vm
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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