have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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