I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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