her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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